Sunday, February 15, 2009

Ewwww!

This isn't exactly the sophisticated, philosophical update I've been writing in my head ...

I'm still living alone, away from my wife E. And have been successful -- so far -- in my resolution not to date while I resolve the future of my marriage. But this lack of a social life has finally, this lonesome Valentine's weekend, driven me to seek solace in porn. Porn!

I don't have a TV, but just use my laptop.

And can you guess what comes next?

Ewww!   Cum on the keyboard!

Surprised, disgusted, but I couldn't stop laughing. Gives a whole meaning to popping off the keys...

9 comments:

Unknown said...

There's nothing wrong with a little porn. I watch it on my laptop, too :)

JW said...

You clearly need a keyboard condom, especially if this process is going to drag on!

Still, I'm pleased to hear that you're hanging in there and managing to follow the course you were aiming for.

Bon chance!

Kyra said...

I'm with Ro: I'm always so impressed when people really stick with the plan they've outlined for themselves. Good for you!

As Britni says, nothing wrong with a little porn.

I'm also glad to see something here from you. I had worried about you. But I assumed (rightfully it seems) that you were focused on life.

Hugs, K

Who am I said...

I am encouraged that you have been focusing on your relationship with E rather than dating.

Sorry for your loneliness on Valentines.

How have things been going with E and counseling and life?

nitebyrd said...

Also gives a new meaning to blowing out the keys (with that canned air)too!

I'm with everyone, good for you for sticking to your plan.

Anonymous said...

Being alone on Valentine's sucks. Meanwhile...you can busy yourself by getting out the compressed air can and some alcohol. Ick. :)

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

I second Ro. I have a keyboard condom (iSkin), and I love it.

Krazy said...

Apollo, you're alive!! Glad to see you back. And you're right... ewwww!!!
LOL

Apollo Unchained said...

You guys (I'm a Californian, so that's gender-inclusive) are all beautiful, and I appreciate so much that you've "stuck" with me ;-) (ewww!)

Really, thanks so much, your comments have put a big smile on my face. I'll try to write more of an update soon.

 
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