Friday, February 8, 2008

Door #2

Synopsis

Cock Robin and Tiggy spend two discrete years together, after which Mrs. Cock Robin comes out as a lesbian and moves in with her friend Ms. Sparrow. All live happily ever after.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Door #2
At the 2012 San Francisco Gay Pride Parade, the Robin-Winkle’s rent a truck to pull their own float. “We are Family” is the theme, and Cock Robin finds new meaning by having glitter in his chest hair and unabashedly hugging his son-in-law. Mrs. Cock Robin & Mrs. Sparrow lead the parade in full leathers, with Katie Watie & Charlotte Ducky riding as backrest bitches. Daniel Duck pierces his septum after being accepted to Law School after a brilliant dissertation on decriminalizing prostitution and installing hooker’s unions across the land. Charlie Goose has on a baby back pack, with Chip the Third, strapped to his back as he throws Carnival beads to the applauding onlookers. Tiggy Winkle and Amber Roo have a chance to yet again wear their matching tiara’s.

Everybody wave now, in unison - elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, wrist!

 
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